Musical March Madness: The Final Four

"The Facts of Life" is, well ... dead.

They're creepy and they're kooky ... and they're disqualified.

"Hill Street Blues" should've been more careful out there.

We're down the Final Four in Musical March Madness, and for the love of Cliff Clavin, can no one stop the "Cheers" juggernaut? The Sam Malone Machine has mowed down competitor after competitor, making mincemeat of them all. Perhaps it's been our fault for matching them against weak competition. But heck, if "Friends" could only muster one vote against this behemoth from Boston, what would have fared better?

Actually, that's a good question. Can you, dear readers, think of any themes we may have overlooked in our TV-theme showdown that might have given "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" a run for its money? "The Muppet Show" is set to unleash some furry fury in this bracket, but there must be more classics out there that we forgot about, and that could knock the toupee right off Ted Danson's head. Give us your suggestions in the Comments field, but not before you...

VOTE!

Match-Up 1: "Batman"


Vs. "Mission: Impossible"




Match-Up 2: "The Muppet Show"


Vs. "Cheers"


-- Adam Reinhard, lifeisfunnybutnothahafunny@gmail.com